when people say years young instead of years old
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
is it just me or do you like one of your eyebrows more than the other
on average people sleep 1/3 of their life away but i’ve always considered myself an overachiever so i’m trying to sleep through my whole life
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Oh my god I thought I was the only one.
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon.